In which the Prime Minister Who Fired the Messengers Discovers He Still Needs Someone to Tell Him What the Message Is
In which the Prime Minister Who Fired the Messengers Discovers He Still Needs Someone to Tell Him What the Message Is Somewhere in the Beehive, a lonely photocopier wheezes out another press release that nobody asked for, while New Zealand’s Prime Minister, Christopher Luxon, stands before the nation’s cameras once more, performing the political equivalent of trying to parallel-park a Boeing 787 using only the reverse camera and a strong sense of personal entitlement. The crisis, we are told, is one of “communication gaffes.” A series of them. The kind that arrive not as isolated slips but as a continuous low-level weather system of mangled sentences, accidental policy announcements, and statements that somehow manage to be both carefully prepared and completely unprepared. One week he is explaining three future taxes that were supposed to be hypothetical. Another day he is justifying a Defence Force flight home from a party fundraiser while unemployment numbers arrive like uninvit...